Taped at London's Royal Court Theatre, The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand-up comedian to the stars John Kearns. 　　"Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing dinner plans! Others ...